I just impulsively bought my cat a shirt that says “Hottie.” I have no idea why. Maybe I shouldn’t have days off.
"You think Mary Poppins is saving the children, Mr. Disney?" - P.L. Travers
Saving Mr. Banks (2013)
Le Château de la Belle au Bois Dormant, Disneyland Paris
we are the last generation whose baby photos weren’t taken on phones
james turning down every hogsmeade invitation by telling them he’s going stag
Sirius spreading a rumour that he has a cat just so when people ask him about it he can go, “Nah, I’m a dog person.”
Peter being loud so when a teacher chews him out, he can promise to be “quiet as a mouse”
Remus turning into a fucking werewolf
imagine a muggleborn in hogwarts starts singing Bohemian Rhapsody under their breath and then another muggleborn notices and starts singing along
and then suddenly all the muggleborns in the area are belting out the lyrics and head banging and every single pureblood is left utterly confused
I wonder what my friends say about me when i’m not around because i’m sure it’s not nice things
Wholock - There’s a surprise guest at John’s wedding.
the thing about living in australia is there’s always some weird animal making some fucked up noise outside your window
you mean this doesnt happen in other countries?
i live in england and i have a peacock in my garden that won’t shut the fuck up.