“I still love sparkles and grocery shopping and really old cats that are only nice to you half the time. I still love writing in my journal and wearing dresses all the time and staring at chandeliers.” 

“I still love sparkles and grocery shopping and really old cats that are only nice to you half the time. I still love writing in my journal and wearing dresses all the time and staring at chandeliers.” 

Wrong one! You made it worse.

timeywimeyhobbit:

tfios-changed-my-life:

"Augustus is soooo pretentious!!!"

Ohmygod, no way?? It’s almost as if that’s exactly what John Green intended.

"Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production."

trenzalorewaits:

Lauren Cooper meets The Queen (x)

THE BALLS THAT WOMAN HAS

I could worry about if it is a little big too harsh to write songs that are so direct about people, but I feel like if guys don’t want me to write bad songs about them, they shouldn’t do bad things.

CMA Awards, 2008-2013

youtubands:

STILL THE SINGLE BEST THING IN EXISTENCE

DO YOU FANCY BILLIE PIPER SIR

spielichdiestarke:

Musicals and their cruel need to include reprises and heartbreaking song parallels.

I have chlamydia.

snh-snh-snh:

I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.

Then I spend time with teenagers.

And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.

Yo Ed I’m really happy 4 you and I’m gonna let u finish but this is the best JAM OF ALL TIME. - T